Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

  living beyond

beyond any attribute, gradation,
classification, categorization

yes and no 
yes but no, 
no but yes
not only , but also

either or , 
neither nor, 
and
also

if 
but
as and when,
whenever, never

how, how much 
what, where ,why, 
what for, which, 
how many

beyond all words
without alphabet
count, account
free, no compare

synonyms, antonyms
conjunctions, interjections, 
comma, full stop, nonstop
without end, begin

no address , id 
dress, tress , 
stress, distress
ease, disease

wry wrath 
humor wit 
kit, pit, tit, tat 
pity piety anxiety

add, subtract 
multiply, divide
differentiate. integrate
interpolate ,extrapolate, manipulate,

paraphrase, phrase
para, sentence, prose ,
poetry ,verbose
verse, converse

Saturday, April 11, 2026

  Need of a mechanic

i struggled a lot, passed thru all exams, graduated, got a job, earned money, bought the best model bike,, with full petrol, tyres nicely full, along with colorful manual, neat good looking, ---early in the morning, i wanted to drive 

autostart it is, i pushed the button, did not start, tried and tried it refused.. at least by kick starting, no , tried several attempts. no it does not start.

of course, mechanic can help,

''but all auto mechanics are cheats fake, they swindle money, better avoid, and you depend on your own''---is the repeated advice given by all the wise. when majority is of ths opinion, i thought it must be true 

so i did not like to take that line

instead i asked my friends, all st souls, nicely blogging, and sharing all wisdom a to z absolutely free

i received abundant wise advice, promptly and generously , readily, they are all good souls

i picked the best of responses-------

'' you tilt the bike , and kick it ----even pilots do this, when plane does not start''

'' you repeat god name 108 times, god will come and help you, ''

'' your aim is to move forward but you must put effort, and repeated efforts, arise awake stop not till it starts'' 

''you should show love and kindness to all in the universe, bike is a soul, you should not kick it , instead you give gentle kiss and a close hug''

'' give a good bath, and do a puja, with flowers, coconut, kela, agarbathi. and then only you press the start button''

''with faith you can move the mountains . have faith in you . it is sure to start ''

''mechanics rob the public, display their tools and wear funny dress, wear rags, but they lead luxurious life. be careful''

''be happy whether it starts or does not, what we need is ultimately happiness''

''
all mechanics are fake, they attract by tricks. in fact they copy their knowledge from manuals''

'' read bhagavath geetha, it contains solutions to every problem''

'' simplest, if mountain does not come, you go to mountain. you push it till you reach your office''

'' seva is paramount , you do service to all, carry that poor thing on your shoulders daily to and from office in the sravankumar way, you will attain moksha''

''analyse the problem, see it with microscope and see if any bacterial attack''

''read manuals learn by heart every word of it and repeat it with eyes closed''

consensus seems to be ''mechanics are cheats and fake. avoid them''

i respect all the views, but none worked, but time is up , if i do not reach office, i will be sacked

so helpless, went to the mechanic, he opened the cover, located one disconnection in the wire, made the joint, pressed the button, started in 4 minutes, said ''rupees 10''
i gave 100 happily. he smiled

i said ''why don't you join st and write blogs and replies''

he said '' no thanks'' and busied himself with another customer immediately

i reached office just in time , thanking god, that he has created mechanics, who
, make the bike run, on payment, i do not bother whether they are cheats  or  fake

but flabbergasted, i am at the wisdom in st the great souls display

Thursday, October 19, 2023

 Plus

5+1+1plus1, to each of all the stars here, 
and to the moon , 
main , 
mine, 
i mean, 
meddin , 
made-in
heaven 
i know not, 
this is poetry or art
or mimicry of heart, 

i wanted to reply only my part
stumbled upon an apple cart

Thursday, October 12, 2023

 poetry or just wordy tapestry let it be a mystery

it's vasanth's mimicry

just to pose as a valmiki as if a great rishi,

and maha tapasvi

Tuesday, October 10, 2023

 English

I am curious on words and their forms

different, indifferent--not antonyms, though look so

response, responsible,--can you not be responsible with no response

vital, vitality --
vital=imp

vitality=life, energy ----------no similarity of meanings

in other languages no upper/lower 
only single case

put, but -- u is sounding different

Thursday, October 5, 2023

earth is flat---- those who agree with me , skip this

 

earth is flat----

those who agree with me , skip this

i was reading this poem  from
sumathi shathakamu

''
తివిరి ఇసుమున తైలంబు తీయవచ్చు
తవిలి మృగతృష్ణ లో నీరు త్రాగవచ్చు
తిరిగి కుందేటి కొమ్ము సాధింప వచ్చు
చేరి మూర్ఖుని మనసు రంజింప రాదు''


may be possible

to extract oil from sand

to sip water in mirage

to fetch horn of a hare

but possible not

to enlighten an idiot

it is all very true, i thought and happily slept , and slept.


Copernicus came in my dream said ''earth is round''

i asked him ''did you see doctor'' 

he said ''he is round  stomach, round head''

I said ''check your spects ''

he said ''yes glasses are round, ''

I said ''did you see play ground''

he said ''yes, i played,  foot ball  was round''

disturbed, i got up

what a fool he, i felt

but to give a benefit of doubt, i wanted to verify
i lost no time 

i checked my floor with water level, ok, it was level , flat , polished shabad flooring

i saw out side , road was flat
i walked 10 km it was of course flat 

still i pursued with a civil engineer to check with theodolite and level pole and took him to a vast wide ground 
he too confirmed it was reasonably flat but with ups downs but not curved

i travelled from hyd to delhi in train , and found that train never bent in curved shape the track was also level

i and took a flight to us, i observed carefully from plane found that earth below was perfectly plain flat

then i took a journey to go to the edge of the earth but pilot got confused, thinking that  plane  was going straight to the edge , but his steering how he turned i did not see,   but we landed in hyd , but he missed the track , though he said that he was going in a straight line, 

i asked him whether he saw the edge of earth 

he looked at me puzzled, and in suspicion . and went

now i want to learn plane driving and go and come back and take all to the edge , but be careful you  should not fall from the edge.

i am taking all this trouble just to prove that Copernicus is not great, but he is only a great idiot, . i knew it .
i thought you also should know how an idiot thinks and works, 


Monday, May 30, 2022

Star' performer

giving the best classical renderings well articulated

with melodious ,mellifluous voice,

in perfect sync with accompanying tabala, fiddle ,

and all the nice instruments and players

he was a well acknowledged pandit,

with  a very good record of performance

his concerts were thronged by huge listeners

with taste for good music 

 

and also there was an intelligent student of music attending these concerts,

with an alert ear, listening and enjoying with great relish, mostly in just silence

though there was occasional applause from the rest.

 

Amidst the silence, when all audience were lulled into ‘sleep’,

probably by the singer singing probably in some ‘dream’, so to say,

and went into----- apashruthi,--- but ---never noticed by others,----

this man suddenly, unexpected, used to say

 

‘wah wah, kyabath hai, bahooth khoob’

 

and audience, as if an uncontrollable involuntary response, used to shower thunders of claps, knowing not what exactly was the enthralling beauty that made this one fellow to burst into such loud praise

 

and the singer, becoming aware of  the inadvertent apashruthi that happened,

but flabbergasted with the undeserved applause,

used to go red in face,

not knowing whether to chide this fellow for such mischief,

or to thank him for pointing out the flaw, in an intelligent manner, and helping to improve the performance,

not knowing whether he is pulling the legs, or stretching helping hands

Friday, May 7, 2021

kd

 

kd

k….2/3/4 is this  what?
don’t now you start?,
d….moment to moment attractions
they are strong distractions
breaking attention  into fractions
keeping tasks in fermentations
k….you need to be strict,
shall i  to anthariksh send complaint?
d…. no no , i comply, your obedient
for  2/3 days , yes , i am silent.

Monday, November 23, 2020

There’s many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip

There’s many a slip ‘twixt the cup and the lip
megha sandesh, internet, has many a flop and flip


computer
has to cater


internet
has to connect


power
has to empower


priority
has to do charity


idea has to generate
will has to cooperate


so,
hide and seek, let us enjoy
searching, waiting, is joy

        
best is to take things easy
if not responding ,not feel uneasy             


better be smiling, ignoring
best to be sleeping ,snoring


laughter is the best medicine
lament ,the worst sin